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deerekhale:

*sirius black voice* remus will you kill this spider for me

*remus lupin voice* is it trying to hurt you, sirius

*sirius black voice* its on my bed and hurting my heart 

*quiet james potter voice* engorgio

*loud, horrified sirius black shrieking*

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nutella-and-wifi:

homo-fallen-angel:

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My activity spikes every Wednesday because of this post 

always reblog on a wednesday, that’s the rule.

Dammit its Wednesday and I would have been rethinking scrolling past this all day if I didn’t reblog

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avatarzeldaobsession:

mcstump:

stumpykinz:

I’m crying

actual tears I hate you patrick

HOLY FUCK somebody please tell me anywhere that I can buy this or download it this is 100% amazing

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sherlockbringthejam:

"Money won’t make you happy"

Yeah, financial stability is just horrible

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whiskeydrinking-operating:

This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said
“Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad)
I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.

You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.

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adrateia:

so being a reader is basically a constant struggle between deciding on reading what you bought recently, what you bought ages ago and should stop ignoring, and what you really ought to reread.

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pardonmewhileipanic:

BLESS THIS FUCKING CHILD OMG

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emilyreads:

i-say-no-to-status-quo:

nenosronhir:

that-alpha-booty:

Tumblr doesn’t appreciate Buffy enough

painstakingly

omfg…twice and i didn’t even fucking notice the second

PAINSTAKINGLY

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